Get it?   HAHAHA.  I’m pretty lame.

So,  I’ve figured out that due to various situations I am not longer eligible for stilettos or 4 inch heels.  I have outlined these below:

• WAS- weak ankle syndrome
• achy feet
• getting too damned old
• not wanting to feel like too much of a stripper
• the high likelihood that if I have consumed any alcohol at all–I could end up DFO (done fell out aka, on the ground)

The solution?  Easy, a wedge or platform.  I am completely in love.  The elegance for the dressier times, the comfort I need.  Here’s a few I have my eyes on.

1. Michael Antonio Green Wedge
2. Rampage Wedge with Turquoise
3. Jessica Simpson Orange Wedge
4. BCBG Crimson Platform
5. Xhiliration Olive Wedge

On another note, all of these seem to have a pretty good price tag!