Fake Bronzed Goddess

I am embarrassed to say that my baby was born several shades tanner than me. Living with two Italian skin toned men has a girl feeling a wee bit pasty. And since my days of fake n’ baking are done, I found myself venturing down the aisles of self tanner saying enie, meanie, minie, mo and picking the one that smelled the least like ass. I picked a winner and I would like to share it with you today. I have been using it for over a week and I am neither pasty nor orange. WIN!

Amazon, Coppertone Gradual Tan


  1. I recently purchased the Victoria’s Secret “beach sexy” self tanner w/ tint and it works GREAT…golden glow 🙂 only $12

  2. But how does it smell????