Someone Invite Me Somewhere Fancy

Because I want an excuse to wear one of these. (You know, in my fantasy world where I’m not starting to resemble a beached whale)

  1. Newport News, One Shoulder Drape Front Dress
  2. Macys, Maggie London Sleeveless Tiered Ruffle Dress
  3. Target, Phoebe Petal Dress
  4. LuLus, Stawberry Tart Dress
  5. Chadwicks, Satin Shantug Ruffle Dress
  6. Anthropologie, Orange Blossom Dress
  7. Target, Reese Sleeveless Dress
  8. Victoria’s Secret, Ruched Jersey Dress


  1. Come to my wedding! All 4 of you!

    Also, I want #6. Shocker.