Get it? HAHAHA. I’m pretty lame.
So, I’ve figured out that due to various situations I am not longer eligible for stilettos or 4 inch heels. I have outlined these below:
- WAS- weak ankle syndrome
- achy feet
- getting too damned old
- not wanting to feel like too much of a stripper
- the high likelihood that if I have consumed any alcohol at all–I could end up DFO (done fell out aka, on the ground)
The solution? Easy, a wedge or platform. I am completely in love. The elegance for the dressier times, the comfort I need. Here’s a few I have my eyes on.
- Michael Antonio Green Wedge
- Rampage Wedge with Turquoise
- Jessica Simpson Orange Wedge
- BCBG Crimson Platform
- Xhiliration Olive Wedge
On another note, all of these seem to have a pretty good price tag!
I am a huge fan of wedges on account of being short and majorly spazzmatic. I need height but don’t have a death wish! Thanks for some inspiration for Spring!
@christen….as a “party sized” lady myself (a whopping 5 feet), I like the height from a taller shoe, but not the sprained ankle, public embarrassment or just the waste of tons of dollars I’ve spent from looking @ shoes and thinking–WOULDN’T THOSE LOOK GREAT on me. Your welcome for the inspiration, I am especially in love with #1.
I am 5’3″ and will from here on out refer to myself as “party size.” That is AWESOME.
“party size”….LOVE IT. I am 5’3” as well and love me a wedge shoe!
@tina and @christen, dont you love that? we ARE party sized. check out some of these:
http://www.zazzle.com/im_not_short_tshirt-235569800553541619
http://www.zazzle.com/im_not_short_im_fun_size_tshirt-235033482981827040
@court…gotta get one of those….LOL!