Hump Day Happy Hour: Cranberry Mimosa

It’s just about Turkey time, so I am sure that most of you could use a happy hour break from all that Thanksgiving dinner prep. I’ve got just what the doctor ordered… a Cranberry Mimosa! I make these for my family gathering every Thanksgiving and let me tell you… there sure are not any leftovers to take home!

In a large punch bowl, pour equal parts cranberry juice cocktail and orange juice, I use about 4 cups of each. Next, dump in 2 bottles of your favorite bubbly(I use $5 Andres and it tastes amazing) and stir. Garnish with orange slices if you’re feeling fancy!

Reasons Bargain Hunters are Thankful

This is Turkey Eve and and I’m so excited I can hardly control myself, as we are only 2 days away from my actual favorite holiday! I love Thanksgiving time and no, it’s not for the food. This Tipsy girl spends her holiday getting a little bit tipsy while plotting her Black Friday gameplan with all the other women in her family. I have started plotting early over here.   This year I’ll be needing a few extra sugar free red bulls in my Black Friday survival kit because my local mall is opening at 12am for midnight madness .  No, I am not insane. This is a bargain hunter’s dream come true and I wouldn’t miss it for the world. There are some  bargains that just may be worth risking an altercation with a sleep deprived shopaholic maniac.

*I’ll report back on any Black Friday injuries sustained. You know, besides my credit card.

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Clutch Season

So, I am sure you all have fabulous lives where you have about a trillion holiday parties lined up and you have a super cute outfit lined up for each. Do you know what you are probably missing from that outfit? A clutch! A nifty little bag to accompany your sassy frass dress. Well, my favorite store has so many adorable ones to choose from with holiday flair!

  1. Target, Merona Feather Clutch
  2. Target, Merona Shirred Envelope Clutch
  3. Target, Merona Box Clutch with Jewels
  4. Target, La Regale Pleated Bow Clutch

Walking in a Weiner Wonderland

I know what my dogs, and probably yours, want for Christmas.  It goes by many names and looks kinda funny, but when my pups see one coming… they are overcome with joy. A BoBo, a loofah dog, a booda… they come in many sizes, themes and colors.

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  1. Petsmart, Loofah Dog
  2. Petco, Neoprene Dog
  3. Petco, Loofah Santa Dog
  4. Petco, Hanukkah Loofa Dog
  5. Petco, Jumbo Dog
  6. Petco, Booda Tuff Plush Long Friends Dog

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And my tiny dogs will naw one to death in under a few hours, leaving me with a living room full of snow. Living in Texas, that just doesn’t happen very often. The White Christmas I always wanted!

$50 Fridays: Fancy Pants

Feeling a little bit fancy pants, but don’t wanna blow all your dough?? This one is for YOU!

  1. Forever 21, Sateen Floral Headband
  2. Charlotte Russe, Ribbed Surplice Top
  3. Forever 21, Fab Abstract Printed Skirt
  4. 15dollarstore.com, GO MAX West Knotted Foil Sandal-Black

Tighten Up Your Look for Less!

Funky tights are an inexpensive way to change up an outfit.. lets take this simple sweater dress:

Old Navy, Womens Cowl Neck Sweater Dress

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Add any of these and voila’ … A whole new look for under $10 bucks!

  1. Old Navy, Solid Tights in Blue Danube
  2. Old Navy, Solid Tights in Purple Broach
  3. Forever 21, Preppy Fashion Tights in Grey
  4. Dillards, Celeste Stein Designs Floral Tights
  5. Forever 21, Zig Zag Tights in Burgundy

Hump Day Happy Hour: Beeritas!

Happy Hour can’t get any better than an ice cold beer or a nice margarita… oh wait, it can! Put ’em together and BAM! Beeritas!! The best of both worlds.

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All in one pitcher, pour 2 Coronas and add one can of frozen limeade concentrate, refill your limeade can with tequila and add that in too. Fill the remainder of your pitcher up with Sprite and mix it up. Mmm..mmm.. good.

If Boys Were Dolls…

I would dress my boy up in all these cuter than cute things. I can hope and dream all the live long day, but there is pretty much no way in hell my husband is going to sport any of this…but a girl can dream! So, for any of you ladies with more pull in the wardrobe department than I have… check out some of these super fly looks for men.

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  1. Banana Republic, Heritage Wool Dip-Dyed V-Neck
  2. Old Navy, Mens Brimmed Sweater Knit Beanies
  3. Gap, Indigo Denim Jacket
  4. Old Navy, Frost Free Quilted Vest
  5. Forever21, Mens Pin Up Girls Tee
  6. Gap, Cord Drivers Cap

Rookie Mistake: Wallet Edition

I went on a glorious honeymoon in Breckenridge, Colorado. No, it isn’t your typical honeymooner destination and we had our reasons for choosing it, but it was fantastic…and THAT is a post for another day. Today I am going to have a serious talk with you all regarding a purchase that I made on my honeymoon. I fell deeply and madly in love with …..a leather clutch wallet (sorry husband of mine) made by Hobo International.  The versatility of the design, the soft leather… I was like a teen girl on opening night of Twilight, crushing hard. (BTW, I recently watched Twilight and you may actually see me at the next opening night or stalking Robert Pattinson, no plans are set in stone yet) So, I purchased the $118.00 wallet, making this the most expensive wallet I have ever owned.  Take a look at her in all her glory….

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So, imagine my surprise when I get home and am browsing my local Target and happen upon THIS!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME????

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Seriously, I should have known better.

Who Needs a Man??

My husband is a firefighter that works 24 hour shifts at a time several times a week, so he isn’t always around for dire emergencies…. Let’s say my wine cork is stuck way too tight for me to get out on my own*. I found this miraculous invention that almost takes his place and its under $10 bucks! I swear it will open ANYTHING.  Do yourself a favor and get one NOW.

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Bed Bath and Beyond, EZ Twist Jar Opener ($6.99)

*Based on a true story.